Merry X-Mas, retail slaves!

I found an $80 gift card today.
YES.
Bought another foam sword and MINDFLEX! I'll let you guys know how that goes.

I saw a couple, the dad said "Well put them both in front of him and see which one he likes better,' about their baby. The wife then said -directed at the baby- "forget you saw these when you open them on xmas."

Epic People's names on their rewards cards.
Jose Gene Simmons.
Tim Smiley.

I am kinda upset that I signed up for Secret Santa, and never got a gift :(

Anyone know why....

95% of the Indian people who pass through my lines always have and buy gift cards to the store? Like they're even starting to buy giftcards WITH giftcards. WHY? Someone PLEASE tell me. And I want it to be respectful eg you are Indian or close enough to people who are that you know what you're talking about - not just speculation. Disrespectful comments will be deleted. (I'm not being racist, I just notice repetition. I couldn't give a flying fuck about who uses giftcards or not.)

Merry Christmas, you bunch of douchebags :)

I love the stuff customers do (when they're cool - not the douchebags).

Here's a quote from a friend.

Customer: So how is it working here during Christmas?
Me: Meh, it's ok (awkward smile)
Customer: Oh come on. You know you hate it, just say it.
Me: O_o

And then there are the customers who don't teach their children to behave. 

Random Mom: Kids, put them down NOW.
Kids: (Throw Nerf swords -one of which I finally got for my birthday, YES!- down floor of nearest aisle. Right in front of me. Ignore me. Walk right past me.)