STORIES and PHOTOS :D

Odd coincidence, New Guy is basically the new Deli Bitch, and he looks similar to Old Deli Bitch.
Virginia is now called Little Boy from now on, because I found out he's not actually from there, and some Indian lady came in with her daughter asking where "Little Boy" was because he helped her last time she was there. :D

Neopet is hella chill, usually works in produce or on the check stands. :D

So.... Little Boy (aka Virginia) started making a specialty pizza for another employee on a french bread instead of the normal flatbread that we use. Then when another employee saw it they wanted one too...and so on and so on until Big G finally came up to Little Boy a month later asking about it and to have him make one for her. It took a month, but Little Boy's secret menu pizza sandwich finally made it to management.

 

Later Grandma said "I'm watching my weight." 

Little Boy says "It's only $3.99."

Grandma "I'm watching my weight."

Little Boy "But it's delicious!"

Grandma "I'm watching my weight."

Little Boy "It's only $3.99."
Grandma "FUCK OFF!"
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Recap to the other day:
The Slug told me that someone told her that Nayrx and I were dating.
This is seriously the 5th time people have asked me if we are. NO WE ARE NOT. We just knew each other a long time before I started working there and we both have flirty personalities.
So when Nayrx walked past I asked him for The Slug, "Are we dating?" "No," he says "but it would have been hella funny if I said yes why are you trying to hide it?"

....dick.

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Back to tonight.

Little Boy decided to drop the oven pan on the floor which made a CRAZY loud sound. Some old white haired lady shopping asked him when he walked out of the deli "Did someone get shot back there?!" I was so tempted to walk out of the deli and say "Shhhh we need to hide the body!"

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Little boy stole the scraper from the bakery since our china kitchen has one that they hide....then he labeled it "Deli" with a sharpie he stole from the check stand. 

(The other side says "NOT CHINA")

A while ago, LingLing the Panda was having a disagreement when I walked up to them, and Little Boy asks me,  "Who hides the scraper in the washing machine vent?" I immediately say "Nayrx. Why?" LingLing immediately says "Oh, sorry LittleBoy," :( I ask what happend, and Little Boy explains that LingLing saw him grab it from up there and accused him of hiding it, and didn't believe him when he said it was Nayrx. LOLZ

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In addition to stealing the scraper, Boss Lady told him that if they ran out of soap for the dishes, to just pull some from the shelf. So, being the metro-ish guy he is, he pulled  the Ole' hand renewal Lavender scented soap. It smelled AWESOME. However, it made a lot of bubbles in the drain.

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