I decided that perhaps instead of being a police officer (Hottie McOfficer Tall Dark and Handsome probably won't be around anyway) for Halloween, I could just dress up as a Slaveway Deli Clerk. I mean, that's what I'm going to be wearing on Halloween anyway :( Then I was thinking, no, I could be Deli Girl, and wear a super hero cape! I seriously have doubts that my managers will allow that...but I think I will ask. But wait! I took it a step further, and thought, although I'm sure they wouldn't let me wear it to work, I could dress up as a racy Deli Clerk. I mean, if you can turn a Crayon into a sexual costume, I think I can turn disgusting deli girl into one.
I could just tie my button down deli shirt in the front Daisy Duke style, roll the sleeves up a bit, have my apron on, and cut my black pants into booty shorts, and substitute my black sneakers for black high heels.
I mean, if you can have a sexy cab driver costume....(I don't understand the point) you can have a sexy Deli Girl costume.
Inspired by:
http://news.holidash.com/2010/10/05/costumes-i-would-never-wear/?ncid=webmail
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