H is for

hippopotamus. While looking for a certain code to type into the scale to distress the soups, I found Boss Lady's child's school work.

There are 5 dish washing gloves. 1X Left size 10, 3X Right size 10s, and 1X Left size 9. WTF.

After I dyed my hair (polarized my hair color, basically) more of my coworkers noticed immediately (and remember, at work I normally wear a hat) than my closest friends, 4:1 easily. What does that say about my life? I spend more time at work than with the people who know me best.


Oh deli, how smelly.

The ripples in the grease
reflected upon the oven walls
are but one
of your many turn offs.

Refrigerator.

(Oh wait, that wasn't a haiku...oh well.)