Gather 'Round Now, Children

I just thought it was necessary to inform you all that the company I work for found the need to label where everything, and I mean, literally, EVERYTHING, goes. Like in kindergarten when they wanted to figure out who could read or at least identify words? That's not even just in the deli, the whole store is like that. After closing tonight, I realized there was THIS in the supply closet/office. Are you kidding me...