So as I was parking my car, there was the usual group of derelict teenagers sitting on the concrete retaining wall divide between one part of the shopping center and the other (it's basically a back alley), and I see one girl using some kind of goop that she was getting out of a purple taco bell cup to put on another girl's hair. Hair dying in parking lots? REALLY?
150 feet later as I near the entrance of the store I hear someone mid conversation in the distance say "Global warming sucks!" Yes. It does. Keep your voice down, we're trying to keep knowledge of this to a minimum until all of the violent polar bears drown.
Also, today I decide on (one) of my Halloween costumes. I'm going to be a slutty cop
and use my khaki colored shirt from the deli, along with some short black shorts (my old deli pants, cut short), fishnets, boots, a tie, the cop shades, the plastic badge, deli nametag, the cuffs, you know. But I love how much of a f*** you it is to my company that I use their uniform as my Halloween costume.
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